One day a group of scientists got together and decided that humankind had come a long way and no longer needed God. So they chose one scientist to go and tell God that they were done with Him. The scientist walked up to God and said, "God, we've decided that we no longer need you. "We're to the point where we can clone people and do many miraculous things, so why don't you just go on and mind your own business?" God listened very patiently to the man. After the scientist was done talking, God said, "very well how about this? Let's say we have a people-making contest, "to which the scientist replied, "Okay, we can handle that!"
"But, "God added, we're going to do this just like I did back in the old days with Adam."
The scientist said, ''Sure, no problem," and bent down and grabbed himself a handful of dirt.
God looked at him and said, ''No, no, no. you go get your own dirt!"
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