YOU MIGHT BE A SCROOGE IF…
You turn on the lawn sprinklers on Christmas Eve to keep carolers away;
You get your Christmas tree at a rest stop at night;
Your idea of holiday decorations is a rotten pumpkin;
Your favorite Christmas pastime is putting defective bulbs in your neighbor’s string of Christmas lights;
Your favorite Christmas drink is rotten Egg Nog;
Your favorite Christmas song is“Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer;”
Your idea of a staff or company Christmas party is“O, just forget it;”
You like snow only because you know it will mean there will be some cool car accidents;
Your favorite Christmas snack is one-year old fruitcake;
You don’t like the ending to “It’s a Wonderful Life,” “Miracle on 34st Street,” “The Grinch,” and “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer”
You put a laxative in Santa’s cookies,knowing and laughing about the outcome;
And finally, if your three favorite words are“Ba Hum Bug”